‘Stuff White People Like’ Sucks

28 Feb, 2009 | Written by Hate Master

I’m sure you’ve heard of the blog Stuff White People Like. It’s a fantastically boring blog about, well, yeah, random shite that white people apparently like. This shitty waste-of-time blog has been around for I don’t know how long, but I know it’s been sucking for a goddamn long time already. How much random garbage can that blogger kid write about what white folks like. Lately the list has been getting more and more ridiculous. Post #118 is called Ugly Sweater Parties. Uh-huh, okay then so according to this douchebag, white people like ugly sweater parties. I know it’s supposed to be humour and all but, hey at least when you’re picking out your photos to publish along with your post, can you at least have all the people be white! Go ahead and click on that link, you know what you’ll see? One gnome-type freak, a black dude, and two other half white/half Malaysian drunkards wearing ugly sweaters. Now please explain to me how do white people like ugly sweaters if there is a black man who seems to be happier wearing that shite more than the whites in the pic? Well, I guess the blogger didn’t think that one through, and why should he, he’s touring throughout U.S selling his book by the same name.

Okay, it’s time to cool down a bit, eh? But wait, let’s go right ahead and think of some other ideas that Clander (funky name, ain’t it?) should post for his blog: Hmm, what about. 1. Stuff white people like: Not having unprotected sex, having six kids with five different women and then wondering why they’re dieing of AIDS. Or is that one too specific? No, I guess people are more interested in reading about how white folks like having gay friends. I’m sorry, but Clander, mate, you need to bring your sweet ass out of the closet and go team up with Perez Hilton (not Paris) and create some celebrity scandal sex tapes that you’ll hope will circulate the internet, but the only one that’ll be downloading your tape will be Kanye West and maybe that actor that played alongside Cher in that Mask movie.

Well, all bullshite aside, it’s time for Clander to feel proud that I put him in the ‘celebrities’ category of my blog.

9 Responses so far | Have Your Say!

Cory | March 1st, 2009 at 1:24 pm

I don’t understand how people actually like that shite LoL

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Eva | March 1st, 2009 at 1:25 pm

Cool, cool, cool. Loving the hate, Hate Master! Subscribed to your shite.

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Hate Master Reply:
March 1st, 2009 at 1:28 pm
@Eva: See, now that’s the spirit!

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elenor rules | March 1st, 2009 at 1:26 pm

THat blog used to be fun at one point but now it’s just gotten ridiculous as you said. that comment about the ugly sweaters is priceless. But I must wonder, why are you such a hater?

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Hate Master Reply:
March 1st, 2009 at 1:28 pm
@Elenor: I hate out of love.

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yousuck | March 1st, 2009 at 4:15 pm

I don’t understand how you can be ripping on somebody when you writing skills are that of a elementary school student.

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Hate Master | March 1st, 2009 at 4:31 pm

@yousuck: I like you, do you like me?

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rickasley | March 1st, 2009 at 11:09 pm

@yousuck… lol speaking of writing skills ” somebody when you writing skills are that of a elementary school student.”
shouldve read that over before sending that..

as for the post, amazing, I havent looked at that blog too much, but it just seems so stupid. Half the shite he writes ive just never heard of.. UGLY SWEATER PARTY? lol. who would go to that.. is that real? i dont know but , I have been to parties where people dress in ugly stuff , but not a party made for people that wear ugly things… love the hate! keep it coming.

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Hate Master Reply:
March 1st, 2009 at 11:14 pm
@rickasley: Appears I’ve got supporters. Quite nice. Yeees, quite nice indeed.

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