Proud 17 Year Old Mother

16 Mar, 2009 | Written by Hate Master

Shite man, I’m sick and tired of these young little whores running around getting pounded by every cock out there and then when they get pregnant, they go on Maury or some next talk show to get the results of who the father is. But that’s not what bugs me most, I like violent talk shows, it’s that these bitches are proud of being a mothers before they’re legal drinking age. Some bitch was flaunting her newborn little baby boy on FaceBook, being all proud and happy that she’s a 17 years old and already a mother. I wanna see this bitch in a couple of years when everyone of her friends is out getting hammered, enjoying their life, going clubbing, flirting, dating, pursuing their dreams, etc, while this girl is sitting at home changing her kid’s diapers. Everyone was congratulating her on FaceBook and making her feel like she did the right thing by getting pregnant so early in her life. Damn, I was laughing.

Now guys, if you don’t wanna pay child-support and ending up getting married to a dumb 17 year old bitch with a your kid, here is a list of sure ways to have her avoid getting pregnant…. at least avoid getting pregnant with your baby:

1. Use a condom! If it rips, don’t keep going, enjoying the rawness of the situation, but put on a new rubber.

2. Make her take the pill. Don’t just assume she’s on it because she told you she is. Make sure she takes it in front of you. See that she swallows. Remember, bitches are conniving.

3. I don’t advocate abstinence, but that’s a sure way not to get a bitch pregnant. But then, what do you really have to live for when you’re in your teens if you’re living in abstinence? Bah, I hate this one.

4. Don’t be stupid and don’t put on two rubbers at the same time for safety. The friction will make that shit rip and you won’t have a good time fucking because you won’t feel anything.

5. Pulling out doesn’t always work. I don’t wanna go into the details of the whole thing here, but take my word for it, if you don’t wanna have a mini-you walking around on this planet that you gotta feed, clothe, shelter, and all the other shite, don’t think that you can avoid all that by pulling out at the last minute.

6. Don’t have a girlfriend, they’re a waste of time and money anyways. Just go from bitch to bitch and enjoy your life while you’re still young. You’ll be imprissoned in marriage anyways, so why not enjoy your freedom while you can.

So yeah, young and proud-to-be-mothers are brutish and vile in my opinion and I laugh at anyone who opposes my views!

15 Responses so far | Have Your Say!

Sassy | March 16th, 2009 at 10:45 pm

I agree with this..being a teen mother is NOT cool..I aslo hate those girls who use their child as some sort of accessories.

Ohh and I was dying of laughter at the “rawness of the situation”

love your writing..keep it up

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Hate Master Reply:
March 16th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
@Sassy: Well thank you for that Sassy. That’s a funky name. I’ll name my first parrot after you. Is that your given name or a nick?

I wrote that post in like two minutes, heat of the moment of anger, y’know how it is.

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Sassy | March 16th, 2009 at 11:25 pm

First parrot!!! how thoughtful..lol
Sassy is actually my nickname

And You can feel the anger in that post!!!! It’s all good

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Crazy Oldie | March 17th, 2009 at 11:09 am

Make her take the pill haha…

Pill or no pill, I never hit it raw. One of my friends in high school ended up being a dad at the age of 16..it was fucked up.

Crazy Oldie’s last blog post..Retarded Hooker Music Video:

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Hate Master Reply:
March 19th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
@Crazy Oldie: Yes man! Never hit it raw, me neither. Fuck that, don’t trust a female enough to do that. Keeping a rubber in the pocket is always important. Never leave the house without one. You don’t know where the day takes you, so it’s important to be prepared. A rubber in one pocket and a pen in the other. You don’t know if you’re gonna have to fuck or fight that day.

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Bonnie | March 19th, 2009 at 6:15 pm

I agree with you more than words can express. What is worse is 14 year old being pregnant all proud about their bastard fetus which emerged from their pre-pubescent bodies.. I’m from New Zealand, it happens often.

Bonnie’s last blog post..Robotic Beings Ruling The World

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SwEetDreams987 | July 10th, 2009 at 2:09 am

This shit is stupid. Being a young mother isn’t a good look, but oh the fuck well. As long as YOU aren’t a young mother, that’s all you should be concerned about. Let people live their lives how they want, and get off of their jock.

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Hate Master Reply:
July 23rd, 2009 at 4:06 pm
You’re really missing the point of this blog, aren’t you now?

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Crystal | October 6th, 2009 at 10:04 pm

you are the dumbest people u have ever seen in my life! tho u do have your own opinion i am a proud 17 year old mother and a damn one at that matter of fact heres one for you i got pregnant at 15 yep it was stupid and yes my life is harder then the average teenager and yes i do regret that i dont get to go FUCK arround like a stupid little kid but you know what i dont regret having my son he is my world and the best thing that has ever happened to me P.s age doesnt determine how good of a mother you are or you can be, its the goals and morals you have set for your child and for the record it takes to to get a little whore pregnant not just the girl and why do we have to get on birth control? the guys are the ones who shoot out the little monsters in the first place. tell my why a guy can go and fuck the whole town and not get any thing but a pat on the back by his buddies ………but when a girl goes and sleeps with one guy shes all of the sudden a whore??????? who would the sleep with if a girl wasnt giving it up?????? his dog???? they wouldnt even get to have sex if we wernt arround?? as for preventing pregnancy it takes 2 for that too so dont go on judging people for being proud parents shit at least they are proud!!!!!!!

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crystal | October 7th, 2009 at 12:19 pm

i think that you are very sexist and i hate this comment tho you do have your own opinion on things you need to realize that the guy is just as responsible as the female when they have a baby no matter what age you are and you cant make a girl take the pill or get on any birth control for that fact so try again as the person that shoots out the baby’s you are responsible for making sure they don’t get into her (so wrap it) as easy as that dont keep going on about us girls because we arn’t on birth control ( its not 100% effective) see guys have this thing about them when ever there is a BIG problem they turn around and put it on the girl you know what its easy for you to get up and leave and never have any thing to do with your child and we get stuck taking care of them on our own. YES I AM A 17 YEAR OLD MOTHER actually i got pregnant when i was 15 i do regret a lot of things that i don’t get to do but having a child makes you see that you don’t want to go out and be a stupid little teenager and get fucked up at the club every night and fuck everyone in town and not end up knowing who my baby’s daddy was but its ok right because i would be an adult? thats basically what you are saying. And for calling us little whores???????? tell me why a guy can go and fuck the whole town and get nothing but a pat on the back but when a girl gives it up one time to that guy she is all of the sudden a whore! excuse me! but if we wernt pressured into having sex with you then who would you get to fuck? no one! but you have so much to say about women that you probably don’t get none any ways right? because you don’t want to fuck a whore now do you? AND for the record age doesn’t determine if your a good mom or not its the goals and morals you have set for your child and how you choose to raise them and what you choose to let go on around them! you don’t need to dis on people because they are proud to be a mommy shit at least she is proud and im sure she is willing to give up the fucking around and acting stupid for her child. O and why does she have to sit and watch her friends go and have fun? why cant she get a babysitter for 1 night and have a night to her self? after all she deserves it for being there for her child and if she is 17 her kid will be turning 4 when she goes clubbing so she wont be changing diapers still! fill free to comment back i would love to hear what people have to say

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Hate Master | November 9th, 2009 at 5:16 pm

@Crystal: Yawn. Glad you got that off your chest though.

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Siedah | January 16th, 2010 at 3:16 pm

i agree with crystal……. it takes two to tango! but it seems like the finger always getting pointed at the girl! n the boy she fucked. all of a sudden is out of the pictures. like she fucked her self. n made her self have a child. n if we want be glad we had a baby at 17 shown pictures n not putting our had down n shaim…. knowing that we are going to go though it all n miss out on a lot of thing n out friend pasting us by (cause a good friend gone stay beside u though it all) than let us. cause we mad that bed n we proud to lay n it w our baby.

Siedah K. 17yrs. old
mother of ja’marius jamarco jones 5 mons. old

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Hate Master Reply:
February 20th, 2010 at 7:58 am
@Siedah: And I thought people leaving comments on Soulja Boy’s YouTube videos were inadequate when it came to English grammar.

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mee | February 8th, 2010 at 3:42 pm

why are you so bitter?! not all teen moms are whore ill admit but some are. i am 16 and pregnant will be 17 when i have the baby me and the baby daddy have been together for 4 years. i was on birth controll but the shit dont always work. but everything happens for a reason and im happy to be having this child in the end.you dont have to be so judgemental of everybody. i mean as long as were taking care of our cchild you should just shut your mouth cause everyone has a different situation.

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Hate Master Reply:
February 20th, 2010 at 8:03 am
@mee: “Everyone has a different situation.” So when people decide to make stupid decisions with bad consequences because of their ‘different situation’ we should just forgive them? Ish don’t think so.

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