Perez Hilton is a Bitch

That’s right, I’m back! Some recent news about Perez Hilton, that fat gay jlob who talks shite about celebrities made me want to come back and hate some more. Look at him in this pic–how can someone not hate this fool? But the funniest thing on earth was hearing him complain over and over again about how when he got punched by will.i.am or will.i.am’s friend, Perez called 911 and the cops told him they had better things to take care of than deal with his stupid bullshit. I’m sorry but that fag had it coming. And whoever says violence isn’t the answer should reconsider, because I guarantee that seeing him in the street, I wouldn’t need an excuse to jump him, the way he looks and acts is an excuse in itself. I hate labelling him in the “Celebrities” category because he’s no celebrity in my eyes, but then again I don’t want to add a “fat jlob” category.

Anywho, just look at that picture and tell me you don’t wanna take a two by four to his head?