Shite I Hate

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We’ve all been to Starbucks, we’ve all seen them. You know who I’m talking about. Those women. Those Starbucks women that sit around at four in the afternoon, enjoying their $7 coffee, wearing $200 sunglasses on their foreheads, with their Louis Vuitton bags hanging off their chairs and the keys to their Lexus SUVs on the table in front of them, talking about their good-for-nothing husbands. Don’t lie to me, you know exactly what I’m talking about. I was at Starbucks the other day trying to study and each and every time I go there, there is these types of women all around. These aren’t no desperate housewives, they’re just stuck-up bleach-blonde bitches that haven’t felt the touch of a man in a long time and because their houses are spotless thanks to their Latino housekeepers, they’ve got nothing better to do than just sit around Starbucks and talk shit about their uninteresting lives. Wow, how much I hate these type of women. They’ve never worked a day in their lives, they married some CEO, and hoping their lives would be all cream and sugar, they’re jealous of their hardworking counterparts who took the hardway out and made it in life with their own sweat and tears. Continue Reading ->

I’m sure you’ve all seen this fucking annoying commercial. Well, I haven’t seen a more irritating commercial on the tele than this one in a long while. No, not because the bitch is yelling while the other bitch is taking a fully minute to drive through a stop-sign, but simply because that fool is telling me that I don’t drive like her. The fact is, I do drive like her, alright? I fucking do, you jerk-off, so stop feeding me lies! Continue Reading ->

I hate the new age of kids. I remember growing up watching toons like “Tom and Jerry” and Scrooge, toons that really taught kids the importance of life: violence and money. Nowadays kids are growing up watching “Hannah Montana”. In my opinion, this is degrading children to becoming soft, bratty chumps that cherish things like make-up and dating at the age of 14. I was watching the tele the other day and read that “Tom and Jerry” was on, I got all sentimental and happy, but once I turned it on, I saw that the cat and mouse duo weren’t beating each other senseless with bats while luring one another to a trap with cheese or cake, but quite the contrary, they were friends. They were goddamn friends. Not only that, but they also spoke. They played, they chatted, they were having a good time. And even the Bulldog was interested in what the duo were discussing. Are you for real? These cartoons are mashing kids’ minds. Continue Reading ->

As you may know, fat MC Rick Ross and rapper-who-doesn’t-die 50 Cent have got beef between them. After some stupid lyrics Rick Ross throw at 50 Cent in his track entitled ‘Mafia Music’, 50 went into great lengths to embarass the over-tattooed former Correctional Officer Rick Ross by making a diss track towards him, making some talking-shite videos (funny stuff IMO), and another video with Ross’ baby-momma (why can’t they just call her Ross’ bastard child’s mother) and 50 shopping away like some pimp getting his hoe ready to look nice for the streets. Continue Reading ->