Shite I Hate

I’m sitting in Country Style with a mate, studying, and well, coming up with new blog posts. Country Style offers free internet connections for their customers, but the only bad fucking thing about it is that it takes thirty minutes to access it. Well, at least for my friend. It’s hilarious how frustrated he’s getting over not being able to access the net. The thing is I’m sure we’ve all been through it. We’ve all at one point or another been sitting there, trying to access the fucking internet, only to find that annoying Internet Explorer page that asks if you’d like to understand the problem to your connection error. I don’t give a fuck about the connection error, I just wanna get connected! Well, at least I’m connected. He’s still fidgeting and yelling at his screen. Internet connection errors must be one of the most frustrating things on earth. But even worse is when someone beside you has full bars while you can’t seem to get a single fucking bar. Continue Reading ->

You ever notice those people that act like they’re your friend when you don’t even know them? Maybe you’ve seen them once before in the elevator of your building and all of a sudden they think they have the right to not only talk to you but act like you’re their friend. They go as far as to even poke fun at you in a joking kinda way. They’re always acting like it’s the greatest day on earth and like they’re your friend, his friend, her friend, your fucking enemies friend, every motherfucking person’s friend. I’m sure you know of at least one person out there like that. Well, I hate those type of fucking people. And if you’re that type of person…. well, I doubt you’d be reading this blog. Continue Reading ->

Shite man, I’m sick and tired of these young little whores running around getting pounded by every cock out there and then when they get pregnant, they go on Maury or some next talk show to get the results of who the father is. But that’s not what bugs me most, I like violent talk shows, it’s that these bitches are proud of being a mothers before they’re legal drinking age. Some bitch was flaunting her newborn little baby boy on FaceBook, being all proud and happy that she’s a 17 years old and already a mother. I wanna see this bitch in a couple of years when everyone of her friends is out getting hammered, enjoying their life, going clubbing, flirting, dating, pursuing their dreams, etc, while this girl is sitting at home changing her kid’s diapers. Everyone was congratulating her on FaceBook and making her feel like she did the right thing by getting pregnant so early in her life. Damn, I was laughing. Continue Reading ->

I’m not going to hate in this comment, I’m just going to say that I want to fight Kanye West. It’s not that I hate his music or his cocky-attitude, it’s just I think someone really needs to lay his ass down. And I’m the man for the job. I don’t care if we fight in a boxing ring, a UFC octagon, or a WWF cage, I just want to knock him out of his fucking shudder shades and let him see clearer. I don’t find his music annoying or anything, in fact I bootlegged his Graduation CD. It’s just something about him that I just don’t like. I guess it’s the fact that he’s a fucking loser who made it big. Since when do rappers wear woolen cardigans, green pants, and sunglasses out of which you can’t see shit. Don’t say, “Oh, but Soulja Boy wears sunglasses outta which he can’t see,” because Soulja Boy is another victim on my Shite I Hate list that I won’t go into detail about today. And, as a sidenote, don’t call Soulja Boy a rapper, he’s hip-pop cunt. Continue Reading ->

I was looking around on the blogosphere, as they call it, and saw that it’s packed with blogs about blogging. Now people, the only blogs you need to read to learn more about blogging are ProBlogger, ThouShallBlog, LinkersBlog, Entreperneurs-Journey, and DoshDosh. Almost everything else out there is sheer useless shite that read ProBlogger and regurgitate everything Darren Rowse or his guest posters write. These impostor bloggers that give advice on blogging love saying things like “If I can make money blogging so can you.” First of all, the way you’re making money off blogging is by teaching how to blog without ever having a successful blog prior to your blog about blogging. Does that make sense? How can you teach me how to blog when this is your first fucking blog? I don’t know why but everywhere I turn I see these blogs about blogging pop up. Continue Reading ->