Internet Connection Error

I’m sitting in Country Style with a mate, studying, and well, coming up with new blog posts. Country Style offers free internet connections for their customers, but the only bad fucking thing about it is that it takes thirty minutes to access it. Well, at least for my friend. It’s hilarious how frustrated he’s getting over not being able to access the net. The thing is I’m sure we’ve all been through it. We’ve all at one point or another been sitting there, trying to access the fucking internet, only to find that annoying Internet Explorer page that asks if you’d like to understand the problem to your connection error. I don’t give a fuck about the connection error, I just wanna get connected! Well, at least I’m connected. He’s still fidgeting and yelling at his screen. Internet connection errors must be one of the most frustrating things on earth. But even worse is when someone beside you has full bars while you can’t seem to get a single fucking bar.

Oh, funny, he finally got a connection, but he’s got another problem now: Country Style blocks any website that seems to have any offensive material. He’s trying to access Facebook but even that’s blocked for him. Good thing I deleted my fucking Facebook account a couple of weeks ago since it was pissing me the fuck off. Only useful thing I found about Facebook was to promote my blog shite and to know when to congratulate people when their birthdays come around. I forgot to say happy birthday to one of my main mates two days ago because I don’t have Facebook anymore.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

While I was writing this post my internet connection got disrupted. It took me another ten minutes to reaccess it because there is apparently a “Problem with this website’s security certificate.” Now it’s cutting out all of my connections again. Oh man, fuck this, I’ve gotta cut this post short because if I attempt to reconnect and access this site’s admin (SHIT eilike) with this uptight system that blocks any website with any slight hint of profanity then I’m gonna end up smashing this fucking laptop. Cheerio matees!