Grey Power Insurance Sucks
7 Mar, 2009 | Written by Hate Master
I’m sure you’ve all seen this fucking annoying commercial. Well, I haven’t seen a more irritating commercial on the tele than this one in a long while. No, not because the bitch is yelling while the other bitch is taking a fully minute to drive through a stop-sign, but simply because that fool is telling me that I don’t drive like her. The fact is, I do drive like her, alright? I fucking do, you jerk-off, so stop feeding me lies!
PS: No, Grey Power obviously didn’t pay me to write this post, and no I don’t suggest you call them. Now, GEICO on the otherhand… hmm… 15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance. Lol just fucking with you. You won’t save shit.
I have been called upon by The Commission to infiltrate the media and bring forth the truth about what this world is about. There are things that need to be changed and we shall start with the Shite I Hate.
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Keith
| March 8th, 2009 at 1:34 am
LOL I fucking dispise this advertisement. Very funny post. I laughed because I have friends who drive like that as well. Well they don’t go into seizures like that woman, but pretty close.
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Hate Master
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March 8th, 2009 at 1:45 am
That bitch at the end is just fucking insane. When I said I drive like here I meant I go into road rage when fools stop at the stop sign for like 30 seconds because they lost their roadmaps. But that entire humping the steering wheel thing is just overplayed. Nice comment though, thanks.
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Steve
| July 24th, 2009 at 5:51 am
LOL…
Well this now proves my theory that everything, no matter how silly, is commented on via the internet somewhere…
I just watched that stupid commerical (for the 1000th time) on TV and thought, “why not look it up”.
“grey power insurance bitch” typed into Google got me here… (top organic spot on top of that).
Your page is up there with Cartoon Girls I Wanna Nail:
http://www.geocities.com/televisioncity/1356/
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Steve
| July 24th, 2009 at 5:55 am
Oh and you gotta specifically see, Scooby’s Bitches:
http://geocities.com/TelevisionCity/1356/scoob.htm
Too funny…
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iceman
| July 29th, 2009 at 10:02 am
Here is the punchline: I called Grey power for a quotation, and after we made sure that my wife and I had the same star ratings as my present insurance company and same drive to work distance etc etc, they were CDN$407.00 MORE expensive!
Hey Grey Power. Bite me.
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Hate Master
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July 30th, 2009 at 1:42 am
Grey Power sucks. FACT!
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DAVID STEIN
| October 27th, 2009 at 11:01 am
Hello. I’m a fat, dumb Toronto actor, with five-o’clock shadow, in an ill-fitting suit. You don’t TALK like me. Why should you pay taxes to LISTEN to me?!
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Andrea
| December 17th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
It isn’t just the TV commercial that’s annoying, the Grey Power ad on the radio might be equally as irritating. The voice acting is so horrible and unprofessional (especially the woman) that I have to immediately turn my radio off/down before I lose it.
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