I Want To Fight Kanye West

I’m not going to hate in this comment, I’m just going to say that I want to fight Kanye West. It’s not that I hate his music or his cocky-attitude, it’s just I think someone really needs to lay his ass down. And I’m the man for the job. I don’t care if we fight in a boxing ring, a UFC octagon, or a WWF cage, I just want to knock him out of his fucking shudder shades and let him see clearer. I don’t find his music annoying or anything, in fact I bootlegged his Graduation CD. It’s just something about him that I just don’t like. I guess it’s the fact that he’s a fucking loser who made it big. Since when do rappers wear woolen cardigans, green pants, and sunglasses out of which you can’t see shit. Don’t say, “Oh, but Soulja Boy wears sunglasses outta which he can’t see,” because Soulja Boy is another victim on my Shite I Hate list that I won’t go into detail about today. And, as a sidenote, don’t call Soulja Boy a rapper, he’s hip-pop cunt.

Anywho, here’s a link to his blog, and you tell me if he’s not a closet homosexual. Now, I personally think I’d be able to kick his ass no problem, but he’s passionate about everything he does, so I believe he’ll give it his all in the fight. He’d make a good opponent. Kanye, if you ever read this, Contact Me and let’s set up a legitimate PayPerView fight, I’m sure a lot of people would pay good money to see me kick your arse.