Chris Brown Did Us All A Favor

27 Feb, 2009  |  Written by Hate Master

This is my first blog post here and I want to jump right into things. Everyone out there that’s hating on Chris Brown for beating Rihanna is funny to me. What I hate on today isn’t Chris Brown, but why everyone is acting like such a bitch about the whole situation. How I see it is, Chris Brown was simply putting his woman into check. Rihanna threw his Lambo keys out the window and he was forced to go out there and look for them. Now is that something we want to allow women these days? I know that the $50 Canadian bill says “Women are Peoples” on it, but c’mon now men, he was just protecting his investment. All of you would’ve done the same. It’s a fuckin Lambo for Christ’s sake. We need to see it the way 50 Cent saw it before he saw the Rihanna pictures. “Chris was just up on doin his thang ‘n it’s none of us business to gets involved into the couple’s foreign affairs.” (Of course I’m paraphrasing) What’s funny though is the type of storm this stirred.

 Jay-Z will destroy Brown’s career because he used to tap that ass before Chris came into the picture, and Jay was responsible for making Rihanna the Pon de Replay star. To be frank, I don’t see how Jay could even look at Rihanna when he’s got Beyonce by his side. But I guess a man needs his variety. But anyways, what Chris Brown proved to me was that people are really anti-controlling-your-wife nowadays. It’s funny how when we see someone pimp slap a hoe on youtube, we laugh. But when the one smacking the hoe is someone with a lame ass name as Chris Brown then we all go for the defence of the poor ol’ little ‘victim’ that threw his keys out the car and made him fetch after them like some female dog. I just hope when this is all over and her wounds are healed that they will move in together, let the past stay in the past, and live a happy lifestyle. Let bygones be bygones so to speak.

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  1. CoryNo Gravatar  |  February 27th, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    this whole thing is overblow. Chris needs to get hung and rihanna needs to stop crying. But nice first post.

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  2. Hate MasterNo Gravatar  |  February 27th, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    @Cory: Glad you like it. I agree. They both need to be disposed of.

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  3. MarleeNo Gravatar  |  March 1st, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    I read on Perez Hilton’s blog that they’re getting back together, so your hopes of them patching things up are coming true. I still hate both of those artists.

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    Hate MasterNo Gravatar Reply:

    @Marlee: Thank goodness they’re getting back together. My hopes are finally fulfilled. Shiiiiet, Perez is a pure wanker. I hate on his bomboclaut shite too still. x)

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