Shite man, I’m sick and tired of these young little whores running around getting pounded by every cock out there and then when they get pregnant, they go on Maury or some next talk show to get the results of who the father is. But that’s not what bugs me most, I like violent talk shows, it’s that these bitches are proud of being a mothers before they’re legal drinking age. Some bitch was flaunting her newborn little baby boy on FaceBook, being all proud and happy that she’s a 17 years old and already a mother. I wanna see this bitch in a couple of years when everyone of her friends is out getting hammered, enjoying their life, going clubbing, flirting, dating, pursuing their dreams, etc, while this girl is sitting at home changing her kid’s diapers. Everyone was congratulating her on FaceBook and making her feel like she did the right thing by getting pregnant so early in her life. Damn, I was laughing. Continue Reading ->

10. She’s old! And she’s not getting any younger.

9. She eats its own vomit. And sometimes when I drink too much, it likes to clean up after me too.

8. She’s got cataract so she keeps banging into doors and chairs and wants everyone to feel bad for her. She thinks she so damn smart.

7. She doesn’t have life insurance so when she croaks I don’t get shite. Continue Reading ->