I was looking around on the blogosphere, as they call it, and saw that it’s packed with blogs about blogging. Now people, the only blogs you need to read to learn more about blogging are ProBlogger, ThouShallBlog, LinkersBlog, Entreperneurs-Journey, and DoshDosh. Almost everything else out there is sheer useless shite that read ProBlogger and regurgitate everything Darren Rowse or his guest posters write. These impostor bloggers that give advice on blogging love saying things like “If I can make money blogging so can you.” First of all, the way you’re making money off blogging is by teaching how to blog without ever having a successful blog prior to your blog about blogging. Does that make sense? How can you teach me how to blog when this is your first fucking blog? I don’t know why but everywhere I turn I see these blogs about blogging pop up. Continue Reading ->

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I’m sure you’ve all seen this fucking annoying commercial. Well, I haven’t seen a more irritating commercial on the tele than this one in a long while. No, not because the bitch is yelling while the other bitch is taking a fully minute to drive through a stop-sign, but simply because that fool is telling me that I don’t drive like her. The fact is, I do drive like her, alright? I fucking do, you jerk-off, so stop feeding me lies! Continue Reading ->

I hate the new age of kids. I remember growing up watching toons like “Tom and Jerry” and Scrooge, toons that really taught kids the importance of life: violence and money. Nowadays kids are growing up watching “Hannah Montana”. In my opinion, this is degrading children to becoming soft, bratty chumps that cherish things like make-up and dating at the age of 14. I was watching the tele the other day and read that “Tom and Jerry” was on, I got all sentimental and happy, but once I turned it on, I saw that the cat and mouse duo weren’t beating each other senseless with bats while luring one another to a trap with cheese or cake, but quite the contrary, they were friends. They were goddamn friends. Not only that, but they also spoke. They played, they chatted, they were having a good time. And even the Bulldog was interested in what the duo were discussing. Are you for real? These cartoons are mashing kids’ minds. Continue Reading ->