Shite I Hate » Celebrities

Perez Hilton is a Bitch

Hate Master — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 21:05:21 +0000

That’s right, I’m back! Some recent news about Perez Hilton, that fat gay jlob who talks shite about celebrities made me want to come back and hate some more. Look at him in this pic–how can someone not hate this fool? But the funniest thing on earth was hearing him complain over and over again about how when he got punched by will.i.am or will.i.am’s friend, Perez called 911 and the cops told him they had better things to take care of than deal with his stupid bullshit. I’m sorry but that fag had it coming. And whoever says violence isn’t the answer should reconsider, because I guarantee that seeing him in the street, I wouldn’t need an excuse to jump him, the way he looks and acts is an excuse in itself. I hate labelling him in the “Celebrities” category because he’s no celebrity in my eyes, but then again I don’t want to add a “fat jlob” category.

Anywho, just look at that picture and tell me you don’t wanna take a two by four to his head?

It is What it is

Hate Master — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 15:42:41 +0000

I really hate (obviously) this style of music but this song can really explain what this blog is about. So listen to it. I’ll give some credit to Theory of a Deadman for this track. Hate all their other shite, well that’s basically I never heard of any of their other shite.

I Want To Fight Kanye West

Hate Master — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 04:54:03 +0000

I’m not going to hate in this comment, I’m just going to say that I want to fight Kanye West. It’s not that I hate his music or his cocky-attitude, it’s just I think someone really needs to lay his ass down. And I’m the man for the job. I don’t care if we fight in a boxing ring, a UFC octagon, or a WWF cage, I just want to knock him out of his fucking shudder shades and let him see clearer. I don’t find his music annoying or anything, in fact I bootlegged his Graduation CD. It’s just something about him that I just don’t like. I guess it’s the fact that he’s a fucking loser who made it big. Since when do rappers wear woolen cardigans, green pants, and sunglasses out of which you can’t see shit. Don’t say, “Oh, but Soulja Boy wears sunglasses outta which he can’t see,” because Soulja Boy is another victim on my Shite I Hate list that I won’t go into detail about today. And, as a sidenote, don’t call Soulja Boy a rapper, he’s hip-pop cunt.

Anywho, here’s a link to his blog, and you tell me if he’s not a closet homosexual. Now, I personally think I’d be able to kick his ass no problem, but he’s passionate about everything he does, so I believe he’ll give it his all in the fight. He’d make a good opponent. Kanye, if you ever read this, Contact Me and let’s set up a legitimate PayPerView fight, I’m sure a lot of people would pay good money to see me kick your arse.