10 Reasons Why I Hate My Chihuahua
10. She’s old! And she’s not getting any younger.
9. She eats its own vomit. And sometimes when I drink too much, it likes to clean up after me too.
8. She’s got cataract so she keeps banging into doors and chairs and wants everyone to feel bad for her. She thinks she so damn smart.
7. She doesn’t have life insurance so when she croaks I don’t get shite.
6. She was never a good wrestling opponent. That’s right, all those DDT’s, power-bombs, and choke-slams went undefended. Stupid chihuahua.
5. I have to walk her and when people are watching I’m forced to pick-up her poop. Now that’s messed up, c’mon now.
4. She doesn’t say “yo quedo taco bell”. I thought at least by the age of 3 it’ll start saying it, but I was majorly disappointed.
3. She thinks she runs the bed and bites my foot everytime I move during my sleep. Well, I’m just thankful it likes to sleep at the foot area instead of closer up. I still need to procriate.
2. Her name is “Lucky” like every other stupid pet out there.
And number 1 reason why I hate my old, blind, stupid, unworthy-opponent of a Chihuahua is: She still might have another five full years to live.
I have been called upon by The Commission to infiltrate the media and bring forth the truth about what this world is about. There are things that need to be changed and we shall start with the Shite I Hate.
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Fillfy
| March 1st, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Im calling PETA!
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Hate Master
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March 1st, 2009 at 2:23 pm
@Fiilfy: It’s alright, my neighbour tried calling the cops on me for dropping the dog on the pavement once, but that got her nowhere. And if through PETA you can get Pam Anderson to notice me, then go right ahead and call. But wait, let me slick my brows back first. ….. Okay, I’m ready.
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Anonymous
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February 2nd, 2010 at 1:17 pm
I dropped my on the concrete once at a mall cause the retard decided to jump from my girlfriends arms. The stupid thing screamed and embarrassed me then shit on some girl who came over and picked it up for us. The dumb thing used to run into walls or scream when I hit it with a pillow or dropped it on its bed. You sometimes need to just smack the stupid thing around and make it stand in a corner at night so it learns its lesson.
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Hate Master
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February 20th, 2010 at 8:07 am
@Anonymous: Stand it in a corner at night? Are you talking about a dog or a child? lol
I think I’ve finally found a bigger hater than me.
DOG LOVER
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July 22nd, 2010 at 2:50 pm
I THINK ANYONE THAT BEATS A PET IS AN ASSHOLE AND SHOULD B PUT IN JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF U DONT LIKE ANIMALS OR CANT DEAL WITH THEM…DONT GET ONE…U R THE STUPID IDIOTS…SO WHEN U GET OLD OR WHEN U DO SOEMTHING OTHERS DONT LIKE WE SHOULD DROP U ON YA FUCKING HEAD AND SIT U IN THE CORNER…..
Sassy
| March 1st, 2009 at 3:58 pm
lmao @ #7
lol..your dog sounds like one of those bitter old men/women who just wont die
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Hate Master
| March 1st, 2009 at 4:35 pm
@Sassy: Aye. That she is, that she is. Just won’t DIE!!! lol
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kathy
| March 1st, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Aww, it’s such a cute puppy. Give it to me if you want it to die, meanie!
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Hate Master
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March 1st, 2009 at 9:14 pm
@kathy: what does that mean lol. Give it to you if I want it to die? Does that mean you’ll kill it for me?
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Al
| March 1st, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Lucky definately is a rude old lady.. lol Shes a lot nicer now compared to when she was younger though… greaaaaaaaat post lol.. had me laughing all the way through it and after as well.. thanks for posting that.
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GregR
| March 2nd, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Your right I dont like your dog either
GregR’s last blog post..Sexy Kiwi Zoe Bell Takes Crackle By Storm
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Hate Master
| March 3rd, 2009 at 5:48 pm
@GregR: Amen to that lol
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Joe
| June 7th, 2010 at 2:38 am
i know 2 chihuahuas that i hate more that anything in the world, they always bark non stop. They scream, yelp, piss and shit all over the floor, they have this like purse thing that’s their home and when they’re annoying me i put them in it and just spin it until they’re dizzy. Once i gave them both a smacking cause they’re just dumb fucking ugly little creatures, i love all dogs but hate chihuahua’s
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shiteihate is the most idiot of all idiots
| August 20th, 2010 at 12:31 am
Yes, you read it. Shiteihate/Hate Master is the most idiot of all idiots. If you hate the whole world, go die! I don’t care how you die just get out of this world! Better yet, go to hell. That’s where you belong! If you hate your chihuahua, just give it to a dog shelter. Why would you waste your time if you hate her? Oh, yeah, you are an insensitive person, idiot, and imbecile – that answers my question. I understand that everyone is entitled to his/her own opinion. But you are excluded, you fucking fag, asshole, idiot, retard!
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